Jenya Lano
Nude

Back before the fall of communism, the only glimpse the free-world fan of females ever got of Russian women was during the Olympics. Those buff, swaggering, square-jawed, often mustachioed lady athletes of the USSR gave no clue to the feminine delights being kept under glasnost back home, a prime example of which is big-busted, blonde beauty Jenya Lano. Perhaps sharp-eyed American lovers of liberty and natural hydraulics noticed Jenya’s implausible risers squeezing together for attention in the midst of all the blood and mayhem in Blade (1998). It might even be the best rack from the US, rack from the US, rack from the USSR! If you disagree, feel free to track down the mockumentary spoof of the LA fashion scene, Fashionably L.A. (1999) and prepare to eat your words. See, when Jenya stands in front of a sport car and flashes her Sovie-tits to the camera, it’s undeniable. As tremendous as a hooter flash is, its nowhere near as good as seeing the Jenya going mano a Lano, as she does in Stealing Candy (2002). You’ll be like a kid in a candy store seeing her bone some guy for her webcam viewer’s pleasure. When you’re as hot as Jenya, making money is as easy as taking candy from a baby. Just grab a random dude and film yourself making babies! The same year, she appeared on The Shield, going for a ride on top of same guy as Vic Mackey listens to the action via flip phone. It was her turn to be the cop when Jenya played San Francisco PD Inspector Sheridan on the original Charmed, before taking a long hiatus from acting in 2006, until she finally returned as a bartender in Apple Seed (2019). Good thing Uncle Sam kept the existence of Russian women like this secret. Better dead than red? Not if it meant getting an insanely hot Russian chick like Jenya Lano in bed!